"I wanna be so high that I walk into class late, go to sit down , and try to put on my seat belt."
The greatest person ever (via kimmygibler
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today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
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George Carlin is that dude
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what madness is this?
my mouth is watering holy fuck
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imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol